Monday, December 14, 2015

Let's Hit the Road Jack

A car trip is fun. Road trips with friends in a car is even better. Get us the assistant's van, an extra car, and jammin mormon tabernacle choir, and we have the ultimate touring group. 
This is the good life.
Whenever else in my life am I going to get the chance to go on a magical touring group where we, all day long, sing, laugh, work our little missionary tushes off, and bring other people joy this way? NEVER. I AM LOVING THIS. 
How bout some facts and stories of my road-ie life to help you feel like you're almost here with me ;D

Man. This is a lot of work. I am exhausted.
Yes, living out of a suitcase can be a pain in the butt.
Half the time I just don't wear makeup or do my hair until a perfomance cause like, we're in a car and there is no one to impress until then bahahahhaha
Elder Gudmunson tells the funniest jokes nogensinde.
I'm really bad at the game ''Never Have I Ever'' apparently cause I haven't ridden a kangaroo or owned my own car. #SøsterFløjteProblemer
Everywhere I go I know people. In like, all the wards. Elder Bådsgård asks me quite often how I know so many people. *que the hair flip, I'm an old missionary in a small country/mission*
When we leave after a performance to go on to the next place and people would normally say goodbye they don't to me cause they're just like, ''see you in a month'' #I love them so much but when I come back I'll be like, not serving a mission anymore whut thuh.
I have made so many best friends from the group. It's like I got a whole nothuh MTC district. BOO YA.
This one time we had sacrament twice in one day cause we performed for 2 wards, but then had to leave immediately after the 2nd sacrament, cause we had to drive from Odense to Frederikshavn to make another concert. Look those places up on a map. That was a little bit of a drive in a short amount of time. We made it in about 3 1/2 hours.
I'm grateful for all the people who have housed us since coming out on this group. MISSIONARIES UNITE.
''Never have I ever played 'never have i ever' '' -thank you sister Mandla.
Elder Geslison needs to stahp it wid alle det der guitar skillz he's got. Actually he can't. I enjoy listening to it too much.
One day Elder Bådsgård will teach me how to truly play piano. I WILL BE TRIUMPHANT! Elder Gudmunson taught me a fun practice that will help me with dexterity. Whatever that means.
Søster O'Bryant, ''I love the red lipstick! But I think either you all should wear it, or none of you!'' *Que us going out to a makeup store and buying lipstick. It took a good hour to decide on the correct color of red.
Elder Bådsgård has got some funny jokes up his sleeve, ''What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?'' Good guy.
When we stayed in Roskilde Sister Williams told me about a man she contacted at the train station, ''I thought he was perfectly normal, but then he pulled out a santa hat and tried to hug me.'' Sister Van Orden's response, ''Well, hey! That's kind of what we're doing!''
Truth.
Side Note: I just gave Elder Gudmunson some swedish chocolate, and his joy is full. I want you all to see his happy little face. 
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Even though we wake up at 6:30 in the morning, we often don't get home until 10:30 or later. Sometimes we may or may not resemble the walking dead. 
People give us free oranges everyday of our lives. I LOVE CHRISTMAS. I have eaten more mandarins in the last 2 weeks than in my entire life.
I don't know what it is about this road life, but we're all dropping weight. I've lost 10 lbs, and all the other sisters have dropped weight as well. THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE THIS AS MY CAREER.
Elder Bådsgård and Elder Geslison have also just partaken of the chocolate which I købt. They are happy campers.
''Squirrel.'' It's my favorite thing to say whenever we get distracted during rehearsals
When I went back to Slagelse 3 days ago for that concert I just fell in love with those people again. They're wonderful. Hanna Sørensen asked me, ''was it nice to be home tonight?'' Why yes. Yes is was.
Sister Lyman's hands are always cold, and mine are always warm. We are the perfect companionship. I literally get to hold her hand and skip down the street with her. # Let's go
Sometimes in the middle of our touring a million people all tell me at once that Sister Allison Wright is getting married and I giggle a ton and am just so happy cause I knew before all of them #MYTRAINERLOVES ME AND WRITES ME
We're emailing in Aalborg. I'm giddy.
We also get to perform here next sunday. LIFE IS GOOD.
Sister Moseley is going home this week, and I don't know how I feel about that.
Sister Van Orden is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my entire life, and I wish to be more like her when I grow up.
Our songs are sounding better and better, so if you go online and look up #budbringerne2015 or #enfrelsererfødt then look at the most recent vids, cause they're sounding more and more like a real music group
I don't know how to smile in performances cause when I smile I either look scary or my face starts to twitch ridiculously. So it just becomes emotionless.
The other day in a performance I all of a sudden started choking on my saliva and tried not to die in front of all these peeps. I literally mouthed the words at the end because if I tried to emit any sound I would have coughed a ridiculous amount into the crowd. It was ''I'll be home for Christmas'' ( I almost WAS. In a coffin that is.)
Don't worry tho. I sang that song perfectly the next time through. 
''Det var lidt sad face''-Æ. Gudmunson og Geslison
Today we went to the tippy tip top of Denmark. It was awesome. it's called Skagen, and we have great pics, but like, we can't put any on these computers, sooooo.....you get em next week :)

Well I think that's it. i love you all, have a great week, and enjoy your family at Christmas time! I DON'T GET TO BE WITH MINE. Jk I'm home in denmark hahahhahahhahahhaa I'll see y'all soon!
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