The Delightful Declarations of a Danske Missionary: ''My eyebrows look huge!''

Well Right after P-day last monday, something hiliarious happened, it's called Elder Lester accidentally shaved his head. life is so good.

He apparently forgot to put the guard on, and because of said guard, he shaved from the bottom of his sideburn to the top of his temple on his forehead. Life became so good, cause like, we were on the phone with him and Elder Hawkes when this happened, and screamed we were laughing so hard. We could even hear the razor as it destroyed his life.

Then he asked elder bradshaw on advice, who of course just said there's no way to save it, just shave it! Elder Hawkes tried to redirect such thoughts which he had, however Elder Lester decided there was no other way, and just went for it. Let me explain missionaries are not allowed to have bald heads, BUT! He had no other option. It's ok, he's just gotta avoid important peeps for a few weeks as we all know it takes about 2 weeks to fix a bad hair cut ;D (that's how long it takes to grow itself back enough to save his sorry butt)

Man that was good, just had to share it.

This week we have hit the end of another transfer. As I and Sister Ferguson have had 2 glorious ones together, we figured I would be movin on down the road, and I was sure hopin for Jylland, cause let's be honest, #Team Jylland for evigt, that place is the bomb diggity.

We knew the calls would be coming sometimes this week, we later found out that sometime meant thursday. I will get to that shortly.I start earlier this week for this which happened. Here we goeth.

So this week has been extremely busy, what with me knowing I'm leaving, but not knowing where, and then we knew Elder Hawkes was dying, so we had to say goodbye to a lot of people. However, we also wanted to up our numbers, and really push ourselves. This week Søster Ferguson and I found 7 new investigaters, finding almost half of the investigaters this week in the zone! WOOP! DREAM COMP!!!! It was the best, we just work amazing together, and I'll be friends with that homie for evigt. I miss her already. I bet you're wondering at this point where I'm at right now.

Well, I'll give you a hint.

It's in Denmark.

Anyways! Moving on we're going to wednesday at this point, where we meet with 2 of our new investigaters that we found last week. Great peeps, one believes in the Nordic Gods, for realz, and is very respectful of christianity. He even does burnt offrings in the woods. Crazy. Mrs. Buscher I know you would think that is very interesting! (shout out to Mrs. Buscher, who made mythology the best class nogensinde. Mom post this on facebook, and then she can read it!)

So the next day we have dinner with anny and Leo, which was just amazing. We love them so much. Anny was one of two people that made me sob when I said goodbye to everyone yesterday. She's been so amazingly kind to me, and her and leo feed us every thursday. Man, we really are tearin that little town of Sørbymagle (sir-boo-mow-luh) apart! We've gotten 4 new investigaters out there just this week! And there's LOADS of members, making the work just that much easier, especially when they give us referrals. I love me a good referral. Mmm! We've been working so hard at setting great goals in specific areas, really making it easier to find, not because the place is any different, but we're utilizing the power of Faith, which can accomplish miracles!

We also had distrikt meeting, which was a blast, and because of our lovely Tina Di Bella, we ate out at Ferdinand's steak house. Man that place is good.

Fredag, that was great, went out to some places did some things.....oh and on thursday we found out about transfers and where we were going. It was great! Loved talking with the assistants!

On to saturday, (I know the suspense is just gonna kill ya here) we got caught in a freakin rain storm!!!!!!!

Like,this rain rivalled even that of Arcata rain when it gets goin. We. Got. Drenched. We got stuck waiting for the elders, and they said apparently to sister ferguson that by the time we walk to the station from where we were, that we would meet them there. Well we got a little miscommunicated. We ended up walking into a thunder storm with pouring rain for 20 minutes whilst waiting for them. When they finally arrived, I asked Elder Hawkes who had that bright idea, and he just said, ''oh, i didn't mean that you had to walk in the rain, i just meant you could meet us at the station. But we could have picked you up wherever!'' I know deep down sister ferguson just wanted to prance in that rain, so i don't hold it against her, except maybe just a little bit cause we took pictures later that night and my face was now naked på grund af rain. Good thing I love her. And miss her already!!!! We then went to Maria's(#teambootyliciousforevigtogså) and she fed us some delicious food, she's just so good at that. And I love her girls. They are so amazing. Two beautiful little african twins that make my world so very happy! They love to put me in jail, by that i mean taking me over to the closet, locking me in, and saying, ''you can't come out!'' AHHHHH I WILL MISS THEM SO MUCH. Good thing they're not that far away.......Oops! I hinted!

Sunday was hard, cause we were saying goodbye to everyone. I just bawled when Anny hugged me, and with Christa later that night, I love Christa, and then when I hugged Maria goodbye I was just so far gone, having lost it earlier with Anny.

I even got hugs from Finna Lykkegård, my arch nemesis, hahaha I love that man. We tease each other all the time. He translated for general conference into danish. He's way quick witted, and we just have a blast together.

Then we later said goodbye to bishop and his family, and they are literally like my family. They are amazing! They have 2 kids on missions, and I think that must be why bishop loves me so much, cause his daughter is in need of people taking care of her! Mom! Dad! You're not alone! SO not alone! (bishop also hugged me, what can i say, i'm just so lovable!)

Today we transfered. Getting to the train was hard, getting on the train was harder, and not at all because i didn't want to leave, but more so because i had so much stuff. 6 months in an area and not starting to pack until 10pm last night was a bad idea. But I just hate packing.

shout out to all the elders and sisters who helped me move all that luggage and other assorted objects. I just have a problem with downsizing. And I got rid of stuff.

Well now i'm here.

Where's here?

It's the place of all places, Danmark's hovedsted!

I am now living in Copenhagen denmark. Frederiksberg itself!

With 6 months left I'm desirin to own and rip this area apart. With sister williams by my side, it's time to teach one how to dougy, and make our way down town, walkin fast, faces passin we're homebound.

I'M LIVING IN COPENHAGEN Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND! I love sister williams! She came to denmark with sister ferguson, they're besties! It's just movin from one great person to the next! LOVE IT.

Our apartment needs work, but it's got the potential you knooooo and I'm stoked to live in the heart of denmark. With an amazing person by my side. AHHHH We are just gonna kill it here på Frederiksberg! I think president must know i'm a trouble maker or something, and he just wants me to be close, cause i will see him often, as this is where the mission office is, i'm also in the same distrikt as the assistants. I know you missed me elder wright. and elder lawless is my distrikt leader. and elder sakurada is here. AHHHHHHHHH LIFE IS JUST SO FREAKING GOOD.

anyways. you all got a long and not very interesting letter, i mean, just nothing happened here. Obviously.

Happy transfer day, everyone.

<3 Søster Floyd

p.s. the delightful declaration of a danske missionary is now up and running, sister ferguson configured it so that i could send an email and it would just update my blog. I love my life.

I just don't know where to even start with all these pictures.

Also, this one time i wrote in elder lester's journal to say goodbye, and his text he sent later that day was hilarious, ''so... I read your message in my book. I want to tell you thank you. It pricked my heart strings and hearly caused evaporation from my eyeholes. I can't decide if your words were that touching or if I was extra receptive due to the fact that I have no hair to block you feminine touchy feely microwaved. I have now been inspired to write something good in your book. ''

Best text ever goes to elder lisper. ''he'th a cripple you know!''
#JIMMY#annoying music device#giraffe and her midget